Friday, March 22, 2013


A call to the Las Vegas Court this morning ascertained the hearing on the matter of Alexander, 13th Duke of Manchester regarding his passing a bad check to obtain a car, heard in January, will now be subject to a Status Hearing to ascertain if Alex and Laura came up with the cash to reimburse the car loan folks, plus costs.  

There is no truth to the rumor Dan (Drone Boy) O'Dowd, offered to send them a drone, to be used to hit the Las Vegas Court where Judge Cynthia Cruz will be hearing Alex's excuses. 

Hearing will take place:  April 16th at 8am.

And here is a new feature, begun last night on our Drone Series with Dan (Drone Boy) O'Dowd

NEW FEATURE - A Dan and Craig Moment

Craig can be annoying.  Probably even now that he is living down South, nearly in San Diego, Dan twitches when thinking about those loose lips which sink ships.  
Dan Boy loves drones, they, and other WarTech have made him rich, rich, rich!  But all is not well in Drone Boy Land.  Craig just can't shut up.  
Imagine for a moment a Drone Boy fantasy....."Craig, we're doing a special job for the military and we need you.  You can bring your guitar and people around the world will be listening without turning down the sound as you play.  I've even arranged for you to be on C-Span - Live, for awhile, anyway. "
"Wow!  Sounds great, Dan, a real performance?  People will listen without the glue on the seats?"  
"Yes, they will Craig.  And it will blow your mind and I'll be watching, too.  You are going to be an embedded system."

Craig tears up a little.  Dan has never come to any of his performances.  He didn't even come to the Reason Dinner or to his Roast, which Craig paid for himself.

"Aw, Dan....I don't know how to thank you."  

Dan smiles. 

"I've been planning this for you and I want you to know it is Green Hills Software's finest moment - except for some of those in Afghanistan."  

Stay tuned for more adventures with Dan, Amy Craig and other folks from Green Hills! 

All's fair in war, and with the highly disordered.  And in Drone Boy Land there are NO non-combatants. 

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

PsychoBusters, The Movie, Scene Two

Dan and Craig go out to lunch - Autumn 1997
It's just like the plot from, “Throw Mama from the Train.” Craig said boisterously, as he lumbered along next to Dan on the way to lunch from their posh corporate offices at Green Hills Software, Inc. Both liked the Japanese restaurant around the corner, which had the best lunch specials. Craig had gotten to like Japanese food while he was opening up the Japanese market for the company several years before.

Dan showed no obvious reaction to Craig's excited statement, but it had, after all been Dan's idea, and Dan being Dan, this had not been sudden. Craig could tell now he had been thinking about it for a while.

Dan, a short and desiccated little man looked odd walking beside the galumphing bulk of Craig, who was both taller and far wider. The two generally had lunch together, leaving the pristine confines of the building for their confidential discussions about business and getting more money and business.

Today, Dan was presenting a deal he had worked out in his mind over the last several years.

Dan, CEO, had an appendage he wanted to dump, in this case the appendage was Glenn Hightower, the venture capitalist and former employer who had originally funded Green Hills. This would be tricky, as Glenn was perfectly able to get funding to buy Dan out at a price far higher than Dan could swing since Glenn owned three successful companies. So it would take some real finessing.

Max, Dan could manage the sudden death buyout for 47 million – but the company was worth 350 million. This is why he needed to make it impossible for Hightower to get funding. Craig was necessary for this because the employees trusted him and Dan could not afford to bribe them directly.

Dan had been listening to Craig grouse about his wife for several weeks now.

Craig also had an appendage he wanted to dump, his wife, Melinda who had just saved him from the IRS and so gotten the idea she had something to say about how their money was spent – since at the same time she had gotten $250,000 back and saved them from foreclosure and losing their home when it came to light Craig had lied about filing his taxes.

After the initial relief, about which Craig had told him, Dan knew his Senior Vice President had moved on to feeling fenced in. Even though always being on the edge financially had been annoying he could see Craig also found it stimulating and exciting. Dan could read him like a book, after all these years.

He watched as Craig frowned. Melinda had strongly resisted the idea of taking a header on the speculative stock deal he had found, another dumb idea, Dan knew, but, hey, it kept him needing loans and on the job.

Craig had been the secret ingredient which saved his ass when it looked like he would need to go back to Glenn for more funding in 1995. Craig had made their first sales – before he even worked for him or they had spoken. Craig was brilliant, no doubt, just dumb about everything except code and computers.

Dan had learned to watch Craig process. Now, he was thinking about Melinda, and he was frowning. She thought they should save their money. How dumb could you be?

With her out of the many things would be possible. Craig's face lightened.

Craig ordered first, after they sat down.

“What do you want me to do?” Craig leaned slightly over the table toward Dan. Leaning was hard for Craig because of his gut.

Dan sat back and looked at him for a moment in that dry way he had. “You can't talk about this. If we keep our mouths shut no one will know. But it you talk...if Glenn can prove anything...” “Hey, you know you can trust me.

Visions of women, really, really young ones, started spiraling through Craig's brain. Yes. He could see it.

He would need to get help with that...his mind plunged into the problem, finding a solution.

Morgan, perfect. And the timing could not be better. Melinda was in the hospital all the time with Arthur, who had stupidly creamed himself and not had the decency to just die. Arthur was his adopted son. He had adopted him along with his sisters. But the sisters, blond and gorgeous, he had had a use for. Melinda had gotten in the way there, too.

If he paid Morgan, the oldest one, she would do whatever he asked.

“You know, Melinda's heart is not good. This might actually kill her.” He smiled at Dan, who nodded, looking down at his menu. “That would simplify things.” He looked up.

The waiter was looking from one to the other expectantly.

Craig peered over at the specials, “umm...Humm...No. I'll take the salmon, extra sauce... give me extra of everything.” Dan grimaced slightly, leaning toward him.

“This has to happen fast and smoothly, remember. No loose ends.”

“Loose ends? Me? Never!”

Who is an Old Lady Contest


The Who is an Old Lady Contest has announcements to make.

This will be judged on the basis of chronological age, appearance and by which of the contestants accomplishes the most in their dotage, not begun.  

Morgan set the race in motion by claiming Melinda and Wendy are Old Ladies. But, by the implied definition Morgan is an old lady her self and very likely, like Laura, approaching menopause.

Wendy Buford Montagu was born July 15, 1967. Still fertile!

Morgan was born July 5, 1967, a day which will live in infamy for myself and my entire family. Not fertile. 

Laura was born September 12, 1962.  Arguably, very not fertile. 

Wendy wins the I-Am-Not-An-Old-Lady Contest. She also declines to discuss her love life, a good move on her part. You know, Wendy could be happily married or engaged and neither of the Old Ladies in the Middle, namely Morgan and Laura, would even know. But I do. SMILE

Melinda was born October 26, 1948 and is glad the biologically reproductive part of her life is complete.

Off Spring  

Melinda  wins the How Many Babies Sweepstakes with Six to Wendy and Morgan at two each and Laura – 0. 

Now, I supplied Laura with a Melinda-just-out-of-bed photo some months ago. I suggest she and Morgan stop using photos more than 20 years old and supply us with something taken in the last year before make-up is applied.  

Inquiring Minds want to know what the two of you actually look like.

Further Productivity

My resume is online HERE
Wendy has been gainfully employed for over 25 years.Alex can vouch for this as Wendy supported him for 15 of those years. 

Laura has no resume she is willing to reveal. 

Morgan, reportedly, has a job at Walmart and lied about everything else.

So, send in facts for publication. We eagerly await same. 


Regarding your entirely inaccurate comment as to 'stalking' and other inappropriate behaviors I repeat, for those reading this, that it is Morgan and Laura who have engaged in payment for slander and libel.  Wendy and I just tell the truth and suggest Morgan and Laura try this some time.   

Aging is a normal part of life, one all of us must accept and with which each of us must come to terms.  

 Laura, Duchess of Manchester, at ease on the Beach.

Morgan, enjoying refreshing exercise at home.